Famous Movie Quotes...

"A day may come when the courage of Men fails... when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship... but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when all hope comes crashing down, but it is NOT this day! This day, we fight!"

-------------Aragorn, at the Black Gate

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking."

-------------Nick Dandalos, attributed

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“A typical final table takes 8-10 hours. We’re going to show 45 minutes of it. Of the 150-200 hands that are played, we show 15 of them.”


---------------Norman Chad

Famous Poker Quotes...

“I wish I wasn’t alive to hear this.”

--------------Norman Chad, when Mike “The Mouth” Matusow threw a fit after a losing hand

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“To be honest with you, Lon, when you travel with your mother, it usually doesn't intimidate the other players.”

-----------------Norman Chad, after 2004 runner-up David Williams hugged his mom

Famous Poker Quotes...

I'm all in.... what I got?

------------Anonymous -and- everyone I know in Omaha 8

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"Winning poker is about making correct decisions."

------------ Phil Gordon (from Phil Gordon's Little Green Book calendar)

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"Hit the other fellow, as quick as you can, and as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'."

-------------Unrecorded British sergeant-major, on the definition of strategy

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Famous Poker Quotes...

"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."


----------- General William T. Sherman

Famous Poker Quotes...

"It's unlucky to be superstitious."

-------------Roland Waters

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"Who gives you action?"

-----------Common banter between Rick & the Juice just prior to someone getting 'poke-chopped'

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"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one."

------------ Jack Yelton

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"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."

------------ General George S. Patton

Michael Grimm, 30 - America's Got Talent 2010, Auditions LA

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"I can't play poker with people who don't care anything about money!"

------------Bart (just after the Juice had hit an all-in $4K gut shot)

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren't many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person's self-delusional ability and their actual ability than in poker."

-------------Steve Badger

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Play good, and when all else fails - suck out."

-------------Susie Isaacs

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"Pass the cheese!"

------------Ron Walters (anytime he scoops a big pot)