Famous Poker Quotes...

"In the long run there's no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know."


-------------Rick Bennet

Famous Poker Quotes...

"I've often thought, if I got really hungry for a good milk shake, how much would I pay for one? People will pay a hundred dollars for a bottle of wine; to me that's not worth it. But I'm not going to say it is foolish or wrong to spend that kind of money, if that's what you want. So if a guy wants to bet twenty or thirty thousand dollars in a poker game, that is his privilege."

------------Jack Binion

Famous Poker Quotes...

"It's not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell."

-------------Grantland Rice, Sportswriter

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Egotism is the anesthetic provided by nature to dull the pain of being a damn fool."


------------ Chuck Humphrey

Famous Quotes...

"Money won't buy you happiness, but it will buy you the kind of misery that you can thoroughly enjoy...."

------------Anonymous

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming."

--------------Puggy Pearson, 1973 WSOP winner (2001)

Famous Poker Quotes...

"To master poker and make it profitable, you must first master patience and discipline, as a lack of either is a sure disaster regardless of all other talents, or lucky streaks."

-------------Freddie Gasperian

Famous Poker Quotes...

"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it."

------------- Robert Turner

Famous Poker Quotes...

'It's not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell."

------------ Grantland Rice, Sportswriter

Famous Poker Quotes...

"A card player should learn that once the money is in the pot, it isn't his any longer."

-------------Herbert Yardley (1957)

Famous Quotes from Stewie Griffin

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

Famous Quotes from Stewie Griffin

"Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm DAMN WELL READY!

Until then you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be DAMN GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY! Starting right... [He strains for a moment. Nothing happens.]

Well, not now... BUT SOON!"

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens."


------------- Johnny Luckacs (1963)

Famous Movie Quotes...

"I'm perfect if anybody wants a one-balled, deaf, blind, unemployed vagrant with a limp."

--------------Tom Selleck as Jon Aldrich from the 1992 movie "FOLKS"

Famous Quotes from Stewie Griffin

"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull."

Famous Quotes from Stewie Griffin

Stewie: [Picking up the phone.] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes, [dialing number] Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...



-----------Steve Griffin