Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"I can't play poker with people who don't care anything about money!"

------------Bart (just after the Juice had hit an all-in $4K gut shot)

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren't many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person's self-delusional ability and their actual ability than in poker."

-------------Steve Badger

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Play good, and when all else fails - suck out."

-------------Susie Isaacs

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"Pass the cheese!"

------------Ron Walters (anytime he scoops a big pot)

Famous Poker Quotes...

"Poker is a lot like sex. Everybody thinks they are great at it, but most people don't really know what they're doing."

----------------Anonymous

Famous Poker Quotes...

“The rules of poker were designed to minimize the number of people that had to be shot at the table. When a rule is broken, the game suffers. If the host doesn't want to punish recidivist behavior, I have no problem being the asshole -- though I prefer the term 'sergeant-at-arms.'”

------------- Charles Star, A New York City resident and stand-up comedian

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"I cleaned their clocks alright, but sadly they had many clocks and I used very expensive clock cleaner."

-------------- Rick after a short-handed loss with the Juice & the Turlinator

Not-So-Famous Poker Quotes...

"That's me! That's all me! Give me the chips. Give 'em here!"

-------- The Juice announces after all cards are turned up and then watching ALL the chips go to someone else