Having been contacted by the Charge d'affaires to determine my plans for Saturday night's game, it seemed difficult for this fair-minded individual to submit myself to this fair-haired, fairylike host... the Juice. It would be just like him to represent that he will be there in some laissez faire manner and then jilt the participants by not even attending himself, and rather, take a fairy off to some fairyland... much like his poker room, a place where fairness and truth are not to be found. Ahhh... truth! Any fair-leader would not condone the dealers fairily handling the games as is often times the case in such a manner as to permit the players being dealt with in a deceitful and unfair manner.
Ah, but the juice, you see, lives in a fairish world that he believes himself to have created where the only trees found there are the ones that he has paid an unfair wage to someone else to plant for him.... for such is his way. In this fairyland of lies, broken promises and deceit, he in a very laissez faire manner has corrupted the very basic rules of the game in order to setup his fair-world to rape and pillage those who would frequent the games and try to be his friend.
It is truly unfair to use the word "fair" so many times in this blog to discuss this particular game, when this game... this game, is anything but fair.
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Awwwww, did widdle Charles-Warles have to pay a big ol' vig-wig to mean ol' Davey-Wavey...?
No, it was to Juicy-wuicy
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