That's Odd(s)....

First of all, if it's Omaha 8, the laws of mathematics go out the window depending on WHO you are sitting with at the table. There's just a couple of guys in the area that must perform oral sex on the leprechauns before and after every session because it is without question, they are the luckiest people on the planet.

So, my first rule for determining how many outs you have, if you are playing at the table with these guys, calculate the best and smartest out and GET OUT! If there is a card that will give them the NUT and you the second nut, it'll come. If you have the "dead" low with the two cards to come, you will be counterfeited into oblivion. If you do flop the nuts with a straight, their flush will come. If you flop the nut flush, they'll hit their shitty two pair to make a boat while trying to get the low or even better, they'll hit their one outer to make a straight flush. If you flop middle or bottom set, the boat will get there, but it'll be your demise. You'll flop a set of queens and they flop two pair Kings & Sevens and their King will pair.

So, go to the atm, don't play with the these pricks.... just take your money home and burn it in the fireplace.... not only will it warm the cockles of your heart, but just think about those jerks huddled in a small group, sweating their asses off, sucking out on each other.

Please... let the suck outs stop! LOL.

Let the suck outs begin!