Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Addicted To Gambling
10. Keeps asking if he can double down on some cookies
9. Has converted hamster's treadmill into a crude roulette wheel
8. For a six year old, he seems to know too much about jai-alai
7. His school lunches are comped
6. Knows the Vegas odds on where Waldo might be
5. There's a bookie sleeping in his tree-house
4. Changed his middle name to "The Greek"
3. He's 9 and he's dating a showgirl
2. Says things like "Daddy needs a new skateboard"
And the number one Sign that you kid is addicted to Gambling
1. He likes to ride Amtrak
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