WSOP Nicknames

Looking through the leaderboard going into today's main event action, I noticed that Card Player neglected to list the nicknames of the remaining players. Being the good samaritan that I am, I thought I would lend them a helping hand. Here are the nicknames (well if not, they should be...) of some of the players still fighting for the bracelet, with their current standing:

1 Jon "Penny" Lane
4 David "Big League" Chiu
7 Lars "Male" Bonding
8 Thomas "Yoko Brought A" Wahlroos
11 Eric "Merrill" Lynch
12 Andras "Rotting" Karkus
21 Mitch "Culture" Schock
26 Theodore "MacArthur" Park
33 Elie "'Nuff" Said
36 Cheng "Screw" Yu
49 Andres "Can 'O" Korn
66 Siddharth "Mary" Jain
86 Michael "Kitty" Katz
87 Robert "Place Your" Betts
88 Max "Keepin' It" Reele
90 Darryl "Double" Dare
91 Brady "The Lord Is My" Shepard
100 Erik "Meat" Loeff
104 Lee "Supreme" Kort
107 George "Tiny" Danzer
110 Martin "Blessed" Virgen
112 Kevin "I.P." Daly
114 Reza "Quick" Zand
128 David "Earth" Angel
130 Justin "Baseball" Diamond
137 Paramjit "Blue" Gill
141 Jordan "Filthy" Rich
168 Paul "Dr." Seus
177 Derek "Arthritis" Payne
180 Johan "Chicken" Koops
219 Lawrence "Small" Frye
221 Scott "Lord" Byron
229 Michael "Whatsyer" Hurey
239 Batnes "Door" Mats
241 Alan "I Sucks" Sass
246 William "Blueberry" Hill
253 Peter "Skid" Rho
255 Randall "Dim" Witt
271 Daniel "Vlassic" Pickle
293 Paul "Char" Coles
311 Josh "Premature" Newborn
312 Johnny "Dirty" Sanchez
333 Russell "Big Red" Barnes
336 Leif "Magnum" Force
348 Casey "White" Kastle
354 Thomas "Kootchy" Koo
357 Rob "Northern" Ireland
369 Aaron "Right" Gard
370 Joseph "Colonel" Sanders
375 David "Well" Hong
382 Ted "Sherwood" Forrest
387 Stephen "Rolling" Boyle
391 Tony "Aint Life" Grand
395 Chris "Broke" Back
399 Chris "Curious" George
401 Ron "Holy" Toledo
406 Leland "Big Bad" Wulff
438 Ken "Oscar Meyer" Weiner
456 Jason "Boy Named" Su
457 Cyndy "Shrinking" Violette

Good luck to all of them!

See ya at the tables...
Rick