Do you really wear a skirt???

The Juice has had a real tough time understanding the players mentality at his local game. Their are a few of us who come to play hard while enjoying the game and then there is Charles. The old bald man has been able to find fault in every thing from the Prime Rib dinners to the Porn that freely flows like the top shelf liquor. The table felt is bad, the chips are no good, the room is too hot, the seats are uncomfortable, the players are under educated, the TVs are not clear enough, the game starts too late, the game doesn't move fast enough, the antes need to be different, the cards are dirty, Bill can't make a move without being reminded, Rick should check it down when it's just him & Charles, The Juice and the crazy chinaman need to get a room, and finally we shuffle up and deal and starting times should be earlier of course!! See you at the game Tuesday Charles,
your buddy the JUICE