Monday, January 12, 2009

Dave Letterman's Top Ten Casino Ad Slogans from June 1999

10. Let lady luck knee you in the groin!
9. Betcha can't lose just one paycheck!
8. Because actually flushing money down a toilet can clog the drain.
7. Come play video poker the traditional native American way!
6. Now only 98% mafia run.
5. Who needs Mickey Mouse when you can see a drunk Jimmy Caan slumpled over a baccarat table?
4. You could be the next Mrs. Trump.
3. Financial ruin + Wayne Newton = Fun!
2. From the moment a mediocre ex-heavyweight greets you at the door to the moment a weeping hooker bids you farewell, we'll take good care of you.

And the number one Casino Ad Slogan.....

1. We can't spell "SUCKER" without "U".

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