Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Addicted To Gambling from April 1995

Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Addicted To Gambling

10. Keeps asking if he can double down on some cookies
9. Has converted hamster's treadmill into a crude roulette wheel
8. For a six year old, he seems to know too much about jai-alai
7. His school lunches are comped
6. Knows the Vegas odds on where Waldo might be
5. There's a bookie sleeping in his tree-house
4. Changed his middle name to "The Greek"
3. He's 9 and he's dating a showgirl
2. Says things like "Daddy needs a new skateboard"

And the number one Sign that you kid is addicted to Gambling

1. He likes to ride Amtrak

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