Wednesday, October 15, 2008

R-I-C-K > or = S-A-T-A-N

I am certain that there is some mathematical formula to translate the name/word Rick and find that it is somehow synomous with Satan.... and he apparently has been performing some sex acts on Leprechauns too... just as insurance you understand. I'm certain that he is not doing those dreadful things just for the fun of it. Based on the way that Dave's luck has been running, I think that he and Rick might be doing some-sort-of-weird-satanic-leprechaunish-orgy.... I know its almost too much to imagine. I shouldn't say that though because I'm pretty certain that Leprechaun-porn is probably the ONLY porn that Dave doesn't have stock-piled for the game.

At any rate, it was definitely HIS night... card after card after card... hand after hand after hand... I believe that he had the stone-cold nuts a dozen or more times AND in several there was someone else in the hand willing to pay him... (ME-MOSTLY)... to see it. Although he did catch TWO STRAIGHT FLUSHES against Turley when Turley had a nice boat.

Well, he had a monster night... and I have to mortgage the kids... just like normal.

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