Friday, April 04, 2008

My Humble Opinions - By Charles


Charles (AKA: The Bluebird of Happiness...) was busy at work today and asked me to post this for him. It appears to be a simple breakdown of his opinions regarding the local poker scene.

Local Games
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Dealers
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Rules (Or Lack Thereof…)
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Players
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All Other Things Not Covered Above

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Let the suckouts begin - er, continue!
Charles

7 comments:

Charles R said...

I think I see a pattern developing....

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone invite this guy to [;ay? Let me guess! He dumps alot of chips so people put up with his crap. I hate the fact the alot of places put up with rude players just so they can make a ez dollar off them.

Charles R said...

I love it when we find someone who is whining about the fact that someone else is whining about someone who they say is whining... and then the last guy can't summon up enough... what's the word or phrase, intestinal fortitude, pride, confidence, BALLS to even comment with a name... so champ... if all those things confirm that I won't lay down and let someone modify the rules, the hours, the play, the players when it benefits them.... and still have enough confidence in myself to post a comment with my name... GUILTY! And, get your sister to help you post to the blog with your name.... I promise it won't hurt long. Probably not anymore than you having to get up tomorrow and realize, you know, that although anonymous, you're still "you."

Rick said...

I saw a pattern developing also, that's what inspired the post in the first place... :-)

Anonymous said...

Glad to see a article worth reading on here again,keep them coming Rick.

I guess anytime I hit a card on the end against Charles now I get to READ a story about how lucky I got,somehow all his suckouts don't make it on here

S.P.

The Juice said...
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The Juice said...

Charles you are so gay that it makes Dean look straight!