Monday, November 19, 2007

Action at the "JUICES"

I have not been to a lot of games in the last year other than Vegas and My Game, but I will tell you like it is! I really can't imagine a "Juicier" game. Let's start will Bill T, he brings a blank check to the game- that's all that needs to be said. Eli, will call anyone, anytime, with any hand, what more could you ask for? Elvie, has had a little break from the game, but when at the table - read- Eli's description and multiply it by five!! Lets Talk about Big Dave for a second, He comes with a positive attitude, buys in for no less than ten times, gets sucked out for all his chips by Charles, who we all know is trying to play like Dean, TIGHT & only plays to make this months mortgage and hooker payments! Then you have Tom, I believe he has lost his mind since he has joined the game! I only say this because he will make the call on Rick, who we all know just bought a medium sized Island off the coast of Mexico with the Tuesday nights winnings! When we mention the player know as "Rick" we must face our darkest fears, a poker player at Juice's game who knows how to actually read his hand & place a bet that didn't come from the book of AssinizationRetardation. This is a book that the above mentioned players live by. We also have the Author of the book playing at the game as well, "The Juice"!!! I have lived by that book in my poker room and I will die by the Almighty words of wisdom that I have engraved in every F'N page, ALL-In!! The other players are deanverytight charlesreallytight chadsupertight ronironmiketysontight! Lets find some more guys like "us"...
The Juice

2 comments:

Rick said...

Dave - eloquenty put, as always...

I must admit that all other games are bo-ring by comparison. For all you readers who stress about calling a $30 raise with pocket tens, this is definitely not the game for you. However, if you've got the heart, balls and bankroll, and want to play with a great bunch of guys (and Dean also), then you need to find your way into this game!

Bill, get ready to sign that blank check over to me tonight... :-)

Anonymous said...

The look on each and every first time player at this game when they play their first hand and are put all in preflop is priceless. This ain't your grandmothers nickel and dime game you used to play as a kid. You better bring some adult undergarments ("Depends" is the preferred attire) cause you will be crapping all over yourself by the end of the night.