You little homobabywhinners who have a max of $200 credit line on your visa, then stay away from the Juice's game! If you think the rake is over what you are comfortable with then stay home and count your pennies! If you want a real mans game then shut your mouth about this rake I keep hearing so much of. If winning five times what you belly aching bitches make in a week can be done in a few hours then you better shut your mouth and suck it up!
For if the rake is that big of a concern then DON'T COME TO THE GAME! I will have no problem getting the Action Players Back! If the truth be told the action players don't EVER bitch about the rake, they just don't want to play with you tight ass chip preserve no action mother fu*kers! So if the truth hurts, Don't Come, but if you want deep pockets playing then shut the FFFFF up! All that being said, get ready for the PLOW!
The Juice!!!
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Dave, your point is right on the money. I have never ONE TIME heard a loose, action player complain about the rake. It’s always the tight-ass whiners sniveling about cashing out for $3,400 instead of $3,425.
The poor babies.
These people are trying so hard to win one small battle that they’re going to end up losing the war. Here they have a goose that lays golden eggs, and all they can think about is having a big bird for one nice dinner.
There will invariably be someone who responds with some quasi-mathematical formula stating that a higher rake hurts tight, winning players more than loose, losing players. Well, DUH, ya think?! Though I have a degree in applied mathematics, you certainly don’t need one to figure this out. A higher rake does affect winning players more, and it is about 180 degrees from the point.
The point, of course, is this: YOU”RE MAKING MONEY! Why mess with a good thing? Is your goal to drive off the loose players (who mostly just want a drama-free environment in which to blow off some steam - and money), and therefore make LESS MONEY? Perhaps your goal is to piss off the host enough to where you’re no longer invited to the game, and therefore make NO MONEY? Perhaps your goal is to break up the game entirely, and therefore make NO MONEY?
I swear, if Jessica Alba was coming to their house once a week to screw their brains out, they'd whine that she's not coming twice a week. And they'd whine and whine and whine until she stopped coming entirely. Then maybe, just maybe, the light would finally come on. But I doubt it…
Besides, if the light ever did come on, they’d probably just whine about how bright it was…
Just out of curiousity how much is the rake in the game you guys are talking about? Our local game we take a 5 dollar cut out of each pot. Thats enough to cover for food,dealer,and the house gets to make a few bucks as well.
I AM TIRED IS THE PISSING AND MOANING ABOUT RAKE AND OTHER BLSHT. I HAVE BEEN AT THIS GAME FOR TWO YEARS AND ONLY RECENTLY OTHER THAN CHARLES HAVE I HEARD SO MUCH CRY BABY CRAP. THIS GAME WAS HAPPENING BEFORE YOU GOT THERE THE WAY IT GOES ON TODAY. YOU NO LIKEY YOU NO COMMEY, IF YOU DON,T JUST START YOUR OWN AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE. BUT IF YOU COME DROP THE CRAP OR SHUT THE F...UP AND FOLD TURLINATOR
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