A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,
meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...you started it."
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